The 1985 movie The Goonies is a childhood favorite for many—but if the story played out in today’s Washington State, several characters would be facing serious legal trouble. From the Fratelli family’s violent acts to the kids’ questionable adventure tactics, Goonies crimes under Washington law provide a fun but legally relevant thought experiment.
Goonies Crimes Washington Law: Fratelli Family Charges
The Fratellis’ actions would be treated as major felonies in Washington today. These charges include:
🚨 First-Degree Murder
Killing a prison guard during a breakout qualifies under RCW 9A.32.030.
🔐 First-Degree Kidnapping
Holding the Goonies captive would fall under RCW 9A.40.020.
🔥 Arson
Trying to trap the kids with fire in a closed environment = RCW 9A.48.020.
⛓️ Unlawful Imprisonment
Sloth was chained in a back room for years—this could lead to additional charges under RCW 9A.40.040.
If prosecuted today, the Fratellis would likely face life sentences.
Could the Goonies Be Prosecuted Too?
Even the kids, though well-intentioned, might face charges under Washington law:
🏚️ Trespassing
They enter the restaurant and underground tunnels without permission. See RCW 9A.52.070.
💰 Petty Theft
Taking coins from the well—even accidentally—could fall under RCW 9A.56.
🧪 Evidence Tampering
Handling bones or objects in a crime scene would be an issue for law enforcement.
While these likely wouldn’t result in prosecution, they help illustrate how Goonies crimes in Washington law would technically apply.
Legal Insights: Goonies Crimes and Juvenile Law in Washington
Modern courts would likely exercise discretion, especially with minors. But the events in The Goonies offer a compelling way to consider:
- When juveniles can be charged with crimes
- The legal weight of “intent” and “necessity”
- How serious felonies escalate in sentencing
For real-world context, explore Washington’s juvenile justice system.
If You’re Facing Charges in Washington, Blanford Law Can Help
While the Goonies may be fiction, the consequences of felony charges are very real. At Blanford Law, we defend adults and juveniles facing serious accusations—from trespassing to violent crimes. We offer strategic, personalized legal representation across Washington State.
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