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Santa got pulled over for speeding,
Zoomin’ down I‑90 late last night.
He said, “It’s just my sleigh, officer!”
But now he’s got a court date set in sight.
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He’d been rushin’ to deliver presents,
With Rudolph leading through the fog.
But the troopers on the mountain
Don’t let reindeer skip the law.
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They asked if he’d been drinking nog,
And why he missed the chain-up sign.
His sleigh had bald tires, no traction gear —
That’s a hefty wintertime fine.
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Turns out even Saint Nicholas
Can’t outrun a patrolman’s light.
Speeding, snow, and sleigh bells?
Still gets you court on Tuesday night.
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So if you’re dashing through the snow,
Be smart — go slow, stay in control.
Even magical reindeer drivers
Need to follow RCWs and roll.
🎅 Got a Ticket Like Santa? Call Blanford Law.
Holiday traffic stops happen more than you’d think — and even Santa couldn’t talk his way out of one. Whether you’re facing a Christmas speeding ticket, a DUI, or a winter driving violation, we’re here to help.
- ❄️ Snoqualmie Pass citations
- 🚗 Speeding and reckless driving
- ⛓️ Chain-up enforcement tickets
- 🍷 Holiday DUIs
📞 Call 253‑720‑9304 or email ken@blanfordlaw.com for experienced legal help this holiday season.
Let Blanford Law help you avoid fines, protect your record, and bring peace back to your season.
Additional Resources
- Are Christmas Lights on Cars Legal in Washington?
Learn whether your festive vehicle decorations could get you pulled over under Washington traffic laws. - Upper Kittitas District Court: Location, Contact, Holiday Schedule 2025
Find court hours, holiday closures, and contact information for Upper Kittitas District Court in 2025. - Speeding and Reckless Driving Charges in Washington
Understand the legal consequences of speeding and reckless driving — and how to defend against them. - Radar Speed Measuring Device Certificates: Admissibility in Washington State
Explore how radar speed readings are used in court and what defenses exist under Washington law. - Eastern Washington Car Accidents: Legal Guidance After a Crash
Injured in a car accident in Eastern Washington? Here’s what to know about fault, insurance, and your rights.